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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

December 30th, 2004

Happy ChristmasI’d like to wish everyone who visits my site, a very merry Christmas and the best new year. Hope to see you again in 2005, and I’ll just leave you with a few Christmas crackers:

Q.) How do you make a Swiss roll
A.) Push him down a hill

Q.) What goes Croak Croak! when it’s misty?
A.) A froghorn

Do you know the difference between a pillarbox and an elephant’s ear? … No? …
I’ll never send you to post a letter then!

Q.) Which bear needs deodorant?
A.) Pooh bear

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